A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry,” she said, “stand in the corner.” She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you,” she said, ” pretend you’re a statue.” “What’s this?” the husband... more »
Ok today i lost 10 years of my life again (i think i’ll live something like 5 more years since i’ve lost so many of them because of computer crashes and other things..). What happened? My d: partition, on which i have everything stored (the web map with all the pics i made, all the projects i’ve done, all my mp3s, animes, movies etc) got PWND in... more »
Tags: ntfs, raw, recovery, testdiskhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVbf9tOGwno Anyone has a copy? I’d like to try this method, seems easy.. Read More →
The writing says: “Teemu has a penis he is peeing with, Maija enjoys the attention she’s getting”. I guess girls which names are similar to “Maja” are the same in every country.. always seeking just for attention ps: thanks to makro for being so kind to translate the text, i love you :* pps: this is taken from a from a finnish children’s... more »
A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! “I’m sorry Mr. Schwartz,” the mortician commented, “I can’t allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.” So,... more »
