je mastna? gre se za desert eagle, men je ena najlepA!ih piA!tol.. oboA3ujem A3e od tomb rider nevem, 3 se mi zdi, ko je mela to piA!tolo.. se spomnem ko me je blo strah igrat uno igro ki nisem vedu ??e me bo kak doberman v benetkah napadu, neki sko??u izza vogala hahaha
stari dobri cajti a zdej neki gledam piA!tolj.. sam jo bom kupu, da ga jebes ce jo bom! bom jack bauer in streljal okoli mona, delavce na palasu, sto posto.. bom car
Chuck Norris is tough, but Jack Bauer is tougher. Walker Texas Ranger never had to deal with Terrorist and get things done in 24 hours .or did he? Anyway, Jack Bauer is tough, and he is the new man with the Random Facts. Lets enjoy this new meme together shall we?
1. If you wake up in the morning, its because Jack Bauer spared your life.
2. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
3. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, hed shoot Nina twice.
4. Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
5. Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
6. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
7. Jack Bauers favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
8. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
9. If Jack says ??oI just want to talk to him/her??? and that him/her is you well amigo, youre fucked.
10. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
11. Jack Bauer doesnt miss. If he didnt hit you its because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
12. If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You dont want to get 7 stars.
13. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
14. Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when hes knocked out or temporarily killed.
15. If you are still conscious, it is because Jack Bauer doesnt want to carry you.
16. Jack Bauer has no problem following orders, unless you tell him to do something he doesnt want to.
17. Jack Bauers gun is actually a water pistol, but the water shoots out in the form of bullets. Why? Because the gun is being held by Jack fucking Bauer.
18. Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
19. As a child, Jack Bauers first words were ??oTheres no time!???
20. While being ??~put under in the hospital, Jack Bauer can count backwards from 100 every time. This annoys the doctors.
21. Jack Bauer can watch all 4 seasons of 24 in 24 hours.
22. Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
23. Jack Bauers family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
24. Killing Jack Bauer doesnt make him dead. It just makes him angry.
25. Everytime Jack Bauer yells ??oNOW!??? at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
26. If Jacks starring at someone and his eye twitches, assume that person has less than 15 minutes to live.
27. When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.
28. Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
29. David Spade always says ??~yes to Jack Bauer when he wants to redeem his credit card miles.
30. Dont ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar